Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Seniors

Seniority means sleeping in a hotel bed

















Name: Chris Meglan
What people call me: Meggles
Started playing: Fall 2006 (SLU)
Go-to Throw: Chicken Wang
And1 Mixtape Throw: Kickin it anyway possible
Veritcal in pizza boxes: No need, handler.
Favorite tournament memory: Layout greatest. (editor's note: This was a layout greatest on a severely upwind universe point against Ok St at Frostbite in 2008.)
Beer of choice: (Chris backed a van into a dumpster at Harvest as a DD...)
Transformers, Animorphs, or Power Rangers? Please like that is a debate.... Animorphs

























Name: Max Nash-Howe
What people call me: Snowball
Started Playing: Sophomore Year
Go-to throw: Hammer
And 1 mixtape throw: Fake Thumber to backward biscuit huck
Vertical in pizza boxes: 13
Favorite tournament memory: Smoking a spliff in Belgium after beating the team from Brussels.
Cartoon character I would date: Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa
Beer of Choice: Guinness
Transformers, Animorphs, or Power Rangers: I didn't play with dolls.























Name: Kyle Benson (Captain)
What people call me:"Hey, have you met my friend Kyle?"
Started playing ultimate: Spring 2007
Position: Handler, in-cutter

Go-to throw: Zone - Blading hammers/ Man - Break flick

And 1 mixtape throw: Between-the-legs, no-look, skip-off-the-ground flick

Vertical in pizza boxes: I had foot surgery. Leave me alone.

Favorite tournament memory: I have been runner-up for town crier for 3 years straight for a reason: Let's say Regionals 2007, Austin, Texas. I had two 40's of OE 800, got convinced to get naked by Bush, ran down a flight of stairs to the parking lot, nearly castrated myself jumping over a wrought iron fence, got in the hotel pool, nearly castrated myself on the same fence coming back over, then got put to bed naked (by Henry). Or when Henry peed on Greg.

Cartoon character I would date: Jasmine is pretty hot, right?

Beer of Choice: Shiner, Lone Star (come on, they're made in Texas!)
Transformers, Animorphs, or Power Rangers: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Super Seniors- Going for one more round























Name: Henry Samson
What people call me: Hank, old guy
Started playing ultimate: Fall 2005
Position: Club- D-line cutter, College- everywhere, bailout receiver
Go-to throw: invert flick
And 1 mixtape throw: Thumber fake into a behind-the-head biscuit
Vertical in pizza boxes: Enough to feed 25 high school girls
Favorite tournament memory: Frostbite 2007: Miserable conditions, passing around Dayquil on the sideline, the beer can tower, hitting on Krum, and peeing on Greg. O yeah, and 5th place.
Cartoon character I would date: Misty from Pokemon, she's a total hottie
Beer of Choice: Free then cold then cheap. If I'm buying, then PBR
Transformers, Animorphs, or Power Rangers: Dude, who wouldn't want to be a wolf?

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Alumni

MIGHTY MIGHTY ALUMNI


Class of 2009


















Name: Zach Zaubi
What people call me: ZZ
Started
playing ultimate: Spring of 2008
Position: Defense/C
utter
Go-to throw: Dump
And 1 mixtape throw: Low Release Hammer
Vertical in pizza boxes: More than Greg
Favorite tournament memory: Landshark @ Rejectionals/ All of Rejectionals
Cartoon character I would date: N
ot Carmen Sandiego could never find th
at bitch.
.. maybe Wendy? Waldo's girlfriend
Beer of Choice: Landshark/ Natty/ PBR / Rainier
Transformers, Animorphs, or Power Rangers:
Transformers
















Name: Greg Vukelic
What people call me: Greg, Fammy
Started playing ultimate: 2004
Position: H
andler/Asshole
Go-to throw: IO flick
And 1 mixtape throw: Step mom
Vertical in pizza boxes: 2 and
a credit card
Favorite tournament memory: Pick a Harvest, any Harvest
Cartoon character I would date: Esmerelda f
rom "Humpback of Notre Dame." Not the best looking, but she's got the gypsy hips...
Beer of Choice: Widmer Brothers Drifter Pale Ale
Transformers, Animorphs, or Power Rangers: Transformers



Class of 2007





















Name: Conrad Ramos
What people call me: C-Rad, Cuban
Started playing ultimate: Fall 03
Position: Utility/Zone
Go-to throw: Low-Rele
ase Backhand
And 1 mixtape throw: High-Release Push
Vertical in pizza boxes: Uhh, maybe 4ish, not sure
Favorite tournament memory: Tough, although I will always remember MLC my senior when Charlie didn't come to the tournament so as a substitute Sebass would take a volleyball around called "Charlie"
Cartoon character I would date: Uhh, maybe that lady cop on Gargoyles.
Beer of Choice: Icehouse, no questions
Transformers, Animorphs, or Power Rangers: Maybe power rangers just because I think that damn show is still running and keeps coming up with newer and crazier shit that they can turn into. Although I would totally be an animorph.



















Name: Brad Hettenhausen
Also known as: worst spirited player ever
Started playing ultimate: Pretty much '05
Position: Handle
Go-to throw: Forehand
And 1 mixtape throw: It's always the receiver's fault
Vertical in pizza boxes: um? any gueses?
Favorite tournament memory: Harvest Moon '06, getting pulled over on the side of the road with Pier's public urination.
Cartoon character I would date: Arial, Fish tail and all
Beer of Choice: ShockTop, unless its Ultimate beer, then Busch Light
Transformers, Animorphs, or Power Rangers: Power Rangers



Class of 2008
















Name: Tommy Sheridan
What people call me: Slow and handsome
Started playing ultimate: competetively in 9th grade
Position: Handler
Go-to throw: Backhand huck
And 1 mixtape throw: Full Field Thumber
Vertical in pizza boxes: Maybe 1/4 on a good day
Favorite tournament memory: Playing Texas A&M in the semi's of Harvest moon my freshman year with 6inches of nasty mud on the ground
Cartoon character I would date: Princess Jasmine, Probably got the biggest eyes i've ever seen
Beer of Choice: Anything that comes in a 40...or is named Summit EPA
Transformers, Animorphs, or Power Rangers: Transformers and yes hank, Greg is called captain vagisil for a reason.